Monday, September 3, 2012

Pre-Crisis Primer: It Always Comes Back to Monkeys

Swamp Thing 25-27
'The Sleep of Reason'

We'll never get away from evil monkeys.

I'm a big fan of horror comics. I like the gruesome art, the twisted, descriptive Lovecraft-like narration, and the short-form story-telling of the comics medium lends itself better to horror than a film or a novel. Comics do have a problem with being scary though: it's hard to do when the story is told through images laid out in a grid. It's easy to see what's coming. Horror comics as a whole may not be scary or out-and-out frightening, but they can be creepy easily enough; and 'The Sleep of Reason' is creepy as hell.

Common fact: super-people hate glass.
 In addition to being another amazing tale in Alan Moore's run on Swamp Thing, and aside from being another showcase to the amazing (and under-praised by me so far) art by Stephen Bissette, 'The Sleep of Reason' is important to this blog because it's the first time we see Etrigan The Demon. Etrigan is big, he's yellow (thus completely immune from anything Green Lantern can do to him), and most importantly, he's a rhyming demon, which means Etrigan speaks in amusing meter. Even though The Demon is saddled with a meat suit in the form of uptight prick immortal-human-from-Autherian-legend Jason Blood, a man with whom Etrigan is mystically bonded and shares a soul, it doesn't stop him from also being one seriously badass son-of-a-bitch.

Jason Blood is a knight from Camelot. He was used as a pawn by the wizard Merlin who bound Etrigan to the young knight in an effort to learn the demon's secrets. This plan of course fails, and Blood, now immortal in being bound to Etrigan, wanders the world.

The only pleasant moments in this story.
Jason Blood is introduced as a well-dressed, polite man, who nonetheless delights in mocking individuals he meets with tales of their impending demise, imprisonment, or the general unending malaise surrounding their life. Blood finds it immensely funny that a life insurance salesman is trying to sell him insurance at a bus stop when he informs said salesman that he's destined to be impaled by a giant swordfish that very same day. Earlier in the day Blood found it amusing to let the person whose negligence would lead to the future swordfish impalement know that he'd be spending the next 20 years in prison for the act. Etrigan is less amusing or dapper and more pragmatic. In order to defeat the fear demon that escaped from Hell that makes up the crux of this story's conflict, Etrigan's plan is to murder an entire hospital full of mentally-ill children to deprive the demon of what it needs. Is it wrong I think that's cool?

As rad as Etrigan might be, what's a Swamp Thing story without Swamp Thing? He and Abby are spending a lot of time together, with her helping him come to terms with the fact that his much lamented humanity never existed and he helping her with the fact that her marriage to Matt Cable is disintegrating and both of them completely unaware that Matt is losing his shit in a big way as well as developing demonic powers. Because that just happens.

Uhhhh...I'm pretty sure he fucks those clothes.
Settling into life by the bayou, Abby takes a job at hospital caring for troubled children both as a means to support her and Matt as well as a way to just get some distance from the guy because he spends his days drinking beer and telepathically animating Abby's clothes to act as a submissive version of his wife. And he creates freaky pixie-like prostitutes from thin air when no one is watching. 

Because Abby just can't get away from weird shit, the hospital is inhabited by a fear demon that looks like a small, deformed albino monkey. That sounds funny, but it's creepy I swear! The creature sports a barbed tongue, red eyes and it forces its victims to relive their greatest fears so it can feed on this same fear. My personal favorite is the poor little girl who was responsible for her infant brothers death. The Monkey King delights in sending images of her dead brother to torment the child night after night. It's a veritable fear buffet.

It's not long before both Swamp Thing and Etrigan appear on the scene, both hunting the same creature. As is commonplace with these super-character (the 'hero' just wouldn't make sense) team-ups ('cause that's what it is), both the green guy and the yellow guy ignore the white little fear monkey and start wailing on each other. Normally I'd ignore such cliché fisticuffs, but it does lead to an amazing scene where Etrigan uses his claws to lop off Swamp Thing's arm. In the span of a page, the arm flops to the ground, is picked up again by Swamp Thing who reattaches it to his body, plant roots and shit I guess, and finally punches Etrigan in the face with the newly attached arm. Simply beautiful.

Etrigan is so blown away but what he sees.
 Before long the story wraps itself up in a bow with Swamp Thing, uh, in the swamp; Etrigan towing the fear demon back to hell and Abby going back to her husband who's been possessed by an even more nefarious demon. some kind of shadowy bug-demon who may or may not have been responsible for the Monkey Kings carnage in the first place. It's a shitty bow, but still a bow, and after all, what would comics be without sub-plots?

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