Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Pre-Crisis Primer: No Love for The Flash

The Flash 334-336
“Trial of The Flash Part 3”

Even flash's lawyer thinks he's slime. Plus he's trying to pimp.
The villain behind the destruction of The Flash museum last issue is revealed! It's anticlimactic: the Pied Piper. Piper is a master of aural technology who dresses in a stupid costume and hat to use special weaponized whistles and pipes. With these instruments of doom, Piper can either hypnotize others into doing his bidding or he can outright kill a man. Angered at Central City's mayor's continued support of The Flash even in the face of the impending murder trial. Makes Pied Piper angry!

While Piper takes control of the mayor and sends him on a binge of Flash-trashing tactics, Barry has problems of his own: namely his lawyer hates him. All this before we even get to the start of the trial. It's not divulged why Flash's lawyer hates him so much, in fact she only took the case because her partner urged her too, thinking her the best person to get an acquittal for the Scarlet Speedster. Whenever the question is brought up regarding why Flash's lawyer, Cecile Horton, might have distaste towards him, she becomes cryptic and clasps a medallion around her neck between her fingers. It looks to me like she's just daring the Flash to rip the necklace from her and figure out the damn reason already. The mystery is show-horned in and poorly played so far. Instead of being intriguing, it's mostly boring and sometimes annoying. It's not much a of a mystery: it'd be solved if Flash and Cecile could just act like adults and discuss their differences instead of all the maudlin hand-wringing.

Although, all will be forgiven if Cecile reveals herself to be the long-lost sister, friend, whatever of Fiona Webb. That would make sense to me.

Busted by the cops.

Why the sub-plot weakly percolates in the background, the main thrust of these issues is Pied Piper taking control of the mayor and using him to tarnish the Flash's name. Denying Flash privileges of the city, speaking out against him in public, and also sending him on wild goose chases like the one that ends with Flash man-handling a TV news anchor live on-air. Instead of explaining himself, Flash just takes off. So of course public opinion takes a shit on the immature hero.

I'm not really sure what's up with this series, I was very excited about the premise when the story began, but now it's just treading water and stretching sub-plots that could be wrapped up in an issue or less to almost a year in length. This series as been disappointing, but I'm holding out final judgment for the start of the trial. With luck that will bring back some of the story-telling that was present when the story started.

Pied Piper is very, very secure.


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