Monday, October 15, 2012

Pre-Crisis Primer: Batman Loves Endangering Children

Batman 368
Detective Comics 535
'A Revenge of Rainbows'

Welcome to the team Robin, hope you survive the experience. Spoiler: It's just barely.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
 But wait, Jason Todd isn't Robin yet, he was coming up with all kinds of other nicknames: Cardinal, Red the Acrobatic Kid, Green Robin! As we're aware, Dick Grayson had recently taken up the new identity of Nightwing and while he succeeded in saving the Teen Titans from H.I.V.E. And Deathstroke the Terminator, his debut could have gone better. Death of a teammate notwithstanding, and much to Jason's joy, Dick still finds the opportunity to show up just at this time to not only return the Robin costume to Bruce but also give Jason his blessing in taking over the role. Considering this was Bruce's major hurdle as far as Jason taking over the role, it looks like we have a new Robin!

In an amazing coincidence, D-grade psychopath Crazy Quilt has escaped from Arkham Asylum and is back on the streets. Crazy Quilt is a dream of a premise: He was a painter by day and a crime-lord by night when an assassin from a rival syndicate up and shot him in the head, blinding him. Doctors were able to partially restore Mr. Quilt's vision, but only so that he could see in bright, vivid, primary colors. Ironic injury alert! Because of this injury, Quilt decided on a stupid name, a stupid costume and a stupid gimmick (a helmet that produces a strobe effect of primary colors that screws with people). I'm not sure who's worse: Crazy Quilt or Rainbow Raider. I think there's a story at some point were they team up. I'm giddy at the prospect.

In an event that can be seen as indicative of Jason's Todd life and career as a superhero, Crazy Quilt has it in for Robin. Dick Grayson as Robin caused an accident that struck C-Quilt blind completely. In wiring his optic nerves to the super-special color-strobe helmet, vision was yet again restored to the pigment-obsessed villain, a boon Quilt wants to use specifically to kill the shit out of Robin.

Robin takes glee in blinding the mentally ill.
 After all his guffawing about Jason not being a superhero, not being a sidekick, not wearing a costume, and specifically not being Robin, the last few stories has seen this stance lessen and lessen until finally we have the debut of Jason Todd as Robin. Jason has been staying with Bruce for a while a this point, and has been training Jason, but I'm uncomfortable with how easily he forgets the reason he didn't want Dick Grayson, an 18-year-old man, being Robin anymore in the first place: The Joker shot him and, oh holy shit, kids can get killed doing this crap. This story does deal with the consequences of a child fighting crime, to both Jason and Batman, because Crazy Quilt, straight-up almost kills Robin. He ambushes Jason in an alley and smashes the kid's face again and again. Only the appearance of Batman saves Robin's life.

Robin recovers fairly quickly, shrugging off the injuries as not as serious as they looked and taking the fight back to Crazy Quilt. Robin blinds the villain again, for what must be the fourth time in his life, and proves to Bruce that he can hack it as Batman's sidekick.

I don't know who to be more embarrassed for.
 This all seems a fairly unbelievable about-turn in Batman's stance on the existence of Robin. I don't understand, when benching an adult for being injured on the job, why Bruce is allowing Jason to continue on this path. This story ultimately fails for not being clear or providing good reasoning for the resolution of the central conflict. Regardless of what reservations the characters or readers had with the new Robin, everything is swept neatly under the rug. Too bad for Jason.

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