Monday, December 31, 2012

Pre-Crisis Primer: Long in the Tooth

Batman 372
Detective Comics 539
“What Price, The Prize?”

Most exciting image from this story. Doesn't happen in story.
Dear reader, if one will recall, I admitted to being very excited to finally sit down and and read this run of Batman stories. While I'm not going to go all out and say I'm disappointed, because I'm not, several stories, namely the Deadshot and Joker stories have been bang-on. I've also enjoyed the Jason Todd sub-plot that's been the main push behind the characters action in these stories. I'm not blown away though, for everything good story, there's a horrible story. There was even one Catman (not a typo) story that was so bad I just up and decided not to even write an article about it. This is why we jumped from Batman #370 to Batman #372. And I like cheesy villains like Catman as I've gone on about numerous times in the past.

Long preamble all to say: I do not like this Dr. Fang sub-plot, Sam I am. I've mentioned before that Fang is a pretty weak creation, all cheesy gimmick but with no real characteristic. He's even a boring visual: bald, muscular white guy in a cape with some theater fangs in his pie hole. Yawn. 

Dr. Fang: Doctor, Mob Boss, Actor, and now...Boxer!
I was excited for this sub-plot when it started: Gotham City Detective Harvey Bullock learns through underworld contacts of a new up and comer in the mob business going by the name of Dr. Fang. Bullock pursues the case and eventually gets Batman involved who responds by punching the shit out of about twenty dudes. This is how Batman detects. It worked though, this attack from The Bat drove Fang back into the shadows and put a temporary stop on his designs to take over the Gotham crime scene. This is where we find Fang now on the eve of his fall.

How does Fang fall? What grandiose plan does he have up his sleeve to finally bring the Gotham underworld together under his wing the leads to his incarceration? Rigging a boxing match. Sure, crime, don't get me wrong, bad guys do it. It just seems so...anti-climactic. This is where the audience learns that not only is Fang an actor, but he was also a boxer in his earlier years. Boxer, actor, mob boss: at least the guy doesn't remain stagnant in his career. Fang's big plan is to prove that he is a rule-maker and rigging the championship match will be the way to do it. I think he's crazy anyway, so the crazy logic here makes perfect sense.

The boxing rigging goes poorly in that the current champ, the man who has been paid to throw the fight, refuses. He wins the fight in a decisive manner and is shot for his troubles. Fang, even though he's only proven that he can't even rig a fight correctly now gets Batman back on his ass because of the poorly planned murder.

Oh Batman's not happy now.
The kicker: Batman doesn't even take down Fang. No, instead it's the opponent of the rigged fight, the guy tricked into fighting the champ in a fight he wasn't supposed to win. He helps Batman navigate the boxing scene to find Fang (who used to be a boxer, ho ho ho) who's hideout is in an abandoned gym. Pretty anti-climactic, as I said, but at least Fang is finally down and out. In fact, he's predictably punched so damn hard that his fangs are knocked out of his stupid head. Whatever, at least this sub-plot is finally done. 

Batman just watches, Fang is beneath his contempt. Crazy honky takes him out.
As I mentioned earlier, I think this sub-plot did have some promise, and apparently so did the writer as he'd return to this sub-plot with a different character in a story almost ten years from this point. The stories from here on out will begin to focus more on Jason Todd and specifically the legality of Bruce Wayne's adoption of the boy, so I still have some level of excitement for these stories and we'll see how it plays out.

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